-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.
english stop being a special snowflake
English: The Hipster Language
-In Hawaii-
“Mr. Jones, what do you make of this fruit?”
It’s got pines n’ shit on it! Where’d it come from?
“That tree.”
Oh, so it’s n’ apple then! :D
“No, sir, not all fruits that come from trees are—”
IDEA! Let’s call it a ‘PINEAPPLE’! ;D
“But Mr. Jones, everyone else calls them ananas—”
Fuck you. I like pineapples better.
Don’ I jus’ have the best ideas??
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(Source: shifwa)
