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hungarysovaries:

OH OH MISS JONES OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

THOSE LEGS. MMMMMM BBY.

dat-pimp-arthur:

thesupercoolamerican:

onthewingsofinnocence:

himapapaftw:

bubblesofrinia:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

english stop being a special snowflake

English: The Hipster Language

-In Hawaii-

“Mr. Jones, what do you make of this fruit?”

It’s got pines n’ shit on it! Where’d it come from?

“That tree.”

Oh, so it’s n’ apple then! :D

“No, sir, not all fruits that come from trees are—”

IDEA! Let’s call it a ‘PINEAPPLE’! ;D

“But Mr. Jones, everyone else calls them ananas—”

Fuck you. I like pineapples better.

Don’ I jus’ have the best ideas??

nvdfkmfkm

DAT ALFRED COMMENTARY

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silverwolf1996:

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britains-dick:

♔

You could cherish the look of surprise on my face.

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sherlockspeare:

Benedict’s neck. He should get his neck insured, I’m serious.

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caw-cawmotherfuckers:

castorochiaro:

AHH THE NOTES. <3 Spread the love, always.

cRIES

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More laughs here

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russianwater:

thesupercoolamerican:

thelovelyredreaper:

doctorsqueen:

honestlycastle:

shinethelight-x:

littlefuckinglesbian:

Most people on tumblr won’t reblog this because it doesn’t “fit” their blog. 

Well, this baby girl has a disease. It’s a cancer that is slowly eating up her body. Its called Necrotizing Fasciitis (Flesh-Eating Bacteria). She is currently under serious condition. This was put on tumblr to be reblogged for donations. Each reblog is equivalent to $1. The more reblogs, the more money goes for her treatment. Every 4 hours a child dies from cancer. I am praying for her.

What if this baby was your daughter/sister/niece .. etc. How would you feel?

If you don’t have a heart or a care in the world.. Keep scrolling

REBLOG & HELP

Oh my god…

OMG. This breaks my heart.

Wow. I didn’t expect to see this here. REBLOG

((I’m reblogging this to help that poor baby.

But that guilt trip crap is just pathetic. I almost didn’t reblog it because of that.))

[[ Hate guilt trips, but love babies more.

Please let my reblog actually convert to cash„, ]]

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this is anna omg.

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